For those of you who don't know, Mike works as an editor for a small local magazine in our city. He writes a column (called The Rear End) that appears at the end of every issue (bi-weekly). Naturally, the largest source of material for his columns is Eva....however, oddly enough, the people of Eau Claire as a whole don't want to read a bi-weekly column about how awesome our kid is. I know. Strange.
Anyway, he usually limits himself to two or three Eva-centric columns a year, and (just in time for Father's Day) his last column was all about our girl. So (also in honor of Father's Day) I thought I'd share it with all of you. Here at Bellyville, you don't often get to hear Mike's thoughts on parenting Eva, so here's a big old chunk all at once. Enjoy!
A Battle of Wits
OK, I’m going to talk about my daughter, so if you don’t like hearing about other people’s children, you should stop reading, close the magazine, and go do something cool like play in your rock band (which I’m sure is amazing and completely original and as soon as you finish recording that CD I’ll totally buy it, man—seriously, I’m excited.). So, stop reading, guys. I’ll wait.
Great, now that all those dirty, child-hating punks have put down the magazine, let’s get down to business. Here’s the deal: without my even realizing what’s been going on, my daughter has gotten too smart for me.
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